Sunday, 21 February 2010

oh gosh... (again)

I am Working tomorrow, like, properly working, outside, with other people!
This means I have to:

- have a bath
- get dressed before midday
- put make-up on
- leave the flat

On the other hand, it also means that I must not:

- talk to myself
- check the blog during office hours
- take shoes off
- eat hair/pick nose/pick toenails* at desk
- get up every ten minutes to make tea
- mention Poland/my dog every other sentence.

oh gosh... it's going to be hard.

*not that I actually do any of those disgusting things, who me? What were you thinking?!


Anonymous said...

I'll be wishing you good luck while carrying on in the tradition of the aforementioned!


slavelabour said...

Whose dog???

peixote said...

Ah, I wish I had hair I could eat.

pinolona said...

to be fair, nowhere do I mention that it concerns my own hair.

Jeannie, thank you!

Dad, I know that's you, in spite of the pretend blogger profile...