Sunday, 21 February 2010

oh gosh... (again)

I am Working tomorrow, like, properly working, outside, with other people!
This means I have to:

- have a bath
- get dressed before midday
- put make-up on
- leave the flat

On the other hand, it also means that I must not:

- talk to myself
- check the blog during office hours
- take shoes off
- eat hair/pick nose/pick toenails* at desk
- get up every ten minutes to make tea
- mention Poland/my dog every other sentence.

oh gosh... it's going to be hard.

*not that I actually do any of those disgusting things, who me? What were you thinking?!

4 comments:

emanden said...

I'll be wishing you good luck while carrying on in the tradition of the aforementioned!

Jeannie

Simon said...

Whose dog???

peixote said...

Ah, I wish I had hair I could eat.

pinolona said...

to be fair, nowhere do I mention that it concerns my own hair.

Jeannie, thank you!

Dad, I know that's you, in spite of the pretend blogger profile...