The Great Escape

Disclaimer:

The editors of this blog wish to apologise for the recent and continued reckless behaviour of the author.
The above individual has quit a perfectly good stable job to flit around Europe as a volunteer interpreter, in between bumming around Kraków to learn - of all things - Polish.

We find this eccentric conduct most reprehensible and wish to distance ourselves from such an irresponsible character.

Heedless of all sensible advice, the author will be flying to Paris under cover of darkness on Sunday night.

We have also heard rumours that she has started to play in a band.

Upon her return we are going to hide her keys until she promises to comport herself in a decent and commonsensical manner.