I am Working tomorrow, like, properly working, outside, with other people!
This means I have to:
- have a bath
- get dressed before midday
- put make-up on
- leave the flat
On the other hand, it also means that I must not:
- talk to myself
- check the blog during office hours
- take shoes off
- eat hair/pick nose/pick toenails* at desk
- get up every ten minutes to make tea
- mention Poland/my dog every other sentence.
oh gosh... it's going to be hard.
*not that I actually do any of those disgusting things, who me? What were you thinking?!
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I'll be wishing you good luck while carrying on in the tradition of the aforementioned!
Jeannie
Whose dog???
Ah, I wish I had hair I could eat.
to be fair, nowhere do I mention that it concerns my own hair.
Jeannie, thank you!
Dad, I know that's you, in spite of the pretend blogger profile...
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